Trent Williams is best Offensive Lineman I’ve ever seen

Campers,

I’ve only directly addressed a few friends with whom I’ve watched a total of must be thousands of games over the last half century.

Yeah, I was making a mistake in a column below (don’t know how to correct) …

was saying I wanted to date a woman who knew that the Niners needed help at ‘Offensive Left tackle’ and it is a mistake I’ve made several times when, as all of us know …

It is the Niners Offensive RIGHT Tackle spot that has been non starish …

So, I wanted to relate a little personal story to you about how I came to realize over the last few years that Trent Williams is the best ever.

When the Niners got Williams I believe he’d just sat out a year cause the Clown Shown ownership in DC treated him badly.

I’d never seen him play in clips or games.

I was suspicious as to whether he’d fuck up our Feng Shui.

Others had told me to look out that he was the best and …

Forget the fact that he and Nick Bosa who could also be the best ever at his position …

these guys sit together in the locker room after every game and go over what just happened in detail from the best offensive side and the defensive

Fuck that tho it’s great.

Here’s the play …

Niners Quarterback throws and interception in the right flats.

It’s gonna be a pick 6 for sure cause he ain’t gonna tackle the corner who has the adrenalin rush and speed of a wild leopard …

Quarterback kinda lopes over toward the vector of where he could tackle the corner if he had the balls and suddenly a Freight Train roars right past the quarterback …

The Giant Racing Bull goes past the quarterback and reaches the vector at exactly the perfect time to intercept the corner who is about half his size …

What’s that 300 plus pound best Offensive Lineman of All Time do a 40 in ?

Well, he had about a full 40 yards to reach that Vector and it was a straight line so he was at top speed …

Cornerback had both legs and one arm broken and Niners Quarterback picked up the fumble and ran it back 80 yards untouched for a TD …

OK, OK., I don’t know about the Corner who was simply bounced out of bounds like a bowling pen rolling from the combined energy of the combined kinetics or whatever the fuck …

Yeah, Niners are OK at Offensive Left Tackle.

Better than Larry Allen who’s gotta have been a gift from God and Sonoma State just 50 miles north of here and …

don’t get me talkin’ …

What was I saying before I interrupted myself ?

Go Giants !!

h.