Gadget Man,

The Reason Supervisor Dean Preston is advising tourists and citizens alike to hide their stuff well in their vehicles or preferably leave nothing at all is the same reason he is attacking the cops.

Out Police Force SUCKS !!!

They work when they want if at all as directed by their Trumpian Union which recruits knuckle-draggers both young and mostly through Lateral Transfers where they’d plucked killer cops off of the Bad Cop Underground Railroad where SF is a major stop.

Elect me Mayor and first thing I’ll do is to use that power to put a Charter Amendment before you to cut my power.

By giving the people of San Francisco the power to elect the Police Chief like they used to do.

I want to see a dozen candidates (lawyers welcome to apply) …

Like to see the mix of Platforms

Betting every single one mentions their dedication to Foot Patrols.

It works like this in Criminal Justice, Elon …

There are about twice too many people on this planet.

We can take care of that by having you dedicate a few billion for my brainchild …

‘Cut and Run for Ten Large ??’

Give Ten Thousand dollars to anyone in the World who will get a vasectomy or tubal ligation.

Done by your robots no doubt.

I love that angle.

First in line would be the crackheads and poor.

Society can do w/out both and you can put another 50 billion or so into a Universal Basic Income for the Earth paid for by AI.

OK, not interested ?

How about are you interested in having the neighborhood around your SF Headquarters clean Zurich ?

Put up money for an X sponsored Million Dollar Trash Lottery ?

Work picking up trash for an hour and X gives you a Lottery Ticket passed out by neighborhood organizations like Manny’s Community

Back to why the cops here suck.

I taught the toughest of kids and drove them to school and coached them and sat detention with them and camped in the Marin Headlands with them and the SFPD.

Crime problem stems from Poverty and Slavery remnants of mentality if you can understand what I’m saying cause I’m not sure if I do but I’ll try to explain.

I worked with the kinds of kids who knocked Dan Noyes over last week trying to steal his bike.

They come to school because they are forced to for the most part.

In many other parts of the World believe it or not, kids at 13 or so (I taught Middle School) …

Some educator I read back when I used to read that literature said that ‘teenager’ is a byproduct of the Industrial Revolution and they weren’t saying it like it was a good thing.

So, you have these kids by the millions World wide who don’t want to be inside a school building being forced to be there.

My old man said he went to school less than a hundred times in his life.

One of the wisest people I ever knew in my life and hardest working and tied with my mom and Angela Alioto as most devoted to Jesus h. Christ.

So, you get all of these kids who would never have been born and poorly raised if my ‘Cut and Run for Ten Large ??’ had been in place 50 years ago when people worried about Overpopulation but now it’s outta Favor?

Why the hell do we need more people ?

Ukraine’s value is as World’s 4th largest bread basket.

We should work to put the World’s population back in line with our finite Resources.

Fuck a bunch of Capitalists and their need for ever expanding Customers !!

So, as Mayor I will not only completely rebuild the SF Police and Fire Departments, I will send some of them on Foreign Adventures to strange sounding places with faraway names.

I’d end ‘Sweeps’ as dictated by the Court and concentrate on building the best Public Camp Sites in the Country.

What did the Lord say in that movie ?

"If you build it, they will come."

If you build camp sites on Treasure Island with space and a view of Oakland, Gertrude Stein aside, that ain’t a bad view.

Another view will be from that Saudi Prince’s San Francisco Rec and Park Department ‘Sublease’ from PGA’s Harding Golf Course.

Another site will be adjoining the VA’s huge Medical Complex at Fort Miley and lord knows how many vets are homeless in this town, I know I was.

So, Elon, getting back to the point.

I think that Supervisor Preston was admitting that our Police Department does a totally shit job and that people are advised to look out for the fucking selves.

It’s what they used to call a ‘Lookout Block’ in pro football when Don Meredith was active.

It’s when you’re an offensive lineman and you completely miss blocking your man and so you yell at the quarterback …

"LOOKOUT !!!"

Well, the cops have been missing their blocks for years around here.

I remember when Feinstein put the Cop Kobans (ask Rachel Gordan about em, she did great piece back when) … she put little cop boxes at 24th and Mission and 16th and Mission and Civic Center and the cops hated em cause the gangs shot at em (no one ever got hit to my knowledge) …

Used to camp in the woods with At-Risk kids not knock them off their skateboards and arrest them just to put their names in the system.

We used to have a more attentive force here, Elon.

Now the Force is festering with hate filled White Supremists who sling horse shit on the Peace Murals in Clarion Alley.

That’s why Preston gave the people the warning.

A fucking, ‘Lookout! block’ cause they’re on their own much of the time.

Dean just didn’t have the answer cause he doesn’t have my experience.

You start by registering the kids to vote in Middle School.

You draft them for Jury Duty to hear cases from …

The Orange Vested Student Security Force two to each hall.

They give tickets and students literally dress up and Act as Judges and Lawyers and Juries.

Another teacher named John Voorhees and I did this at Potrero Middle School in … ??? Ninety four til ninety six I think.

So, you can rehab kids who come to you all fucked up if you know what you’re doing and you have Management with you.

The President of the School Board I clashed with when I was with SFUSD was doing time at San Quentin last I heard.

Agreed to arrange Contract Killings or something.

Which brings me back to my front porch in St. Louis when I was a kid and Murphy the cop who grew up with my older brother and Jimmy went in the Navy and Murph went blue and wore out shoes strolling from the front of the Syrian Mob Fortress down our block across from the church up to the bar where we saw Jerry Lee Lewis when we were maybe 12 or so.